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When people on Facebook edit their photos like this.

chaystar:

I’m just like:

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my dad got into an argument with siri once

• dad: call bob
• siri: i can't get reception here
• dad: why the fuck can't you get reception?!
• siri: now, now, there is no need for bad language
• dad: i wouldn't need to if you would just do your job
• siri: there are 13 job openings in your area

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

Beyond creepy. I think I’d die just from seeing that.

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HOW TO: Stalk One Direction w/ the one and only, Tyler Oakley

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