i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way


If I could find you now, things would get better
We could leave this town and run forever
OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL
jesus fucking christ 8l
Holy shit!
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
Spirited Away (2001)
“Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them.”
at least gravity is attracted to me
sheldon cooper is my spirit animel.
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one wayI literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be